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- FINE -
This is the word women use to end an argument
when they feel they are right and you need to shut up.
Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this
will cause you to have one of those arguments.
- FIVE MINUTES -
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to
the five minutes that your football game is going to
last before you take out the trash, so it's an even
trade.
- NOTHING -
This means "something," and you should be on
your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes"
and end with "Fine"
- GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows!) -
This is a dare. One
that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
- GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) -
This means "I give up" or
"do what you want because I don't care"
You will get a
"Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes,
followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to
you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
- LOUD SIGH -
This is not actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
"Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that
moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
- SOFT SIGH -
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal
statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your
best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
content.
- THAT'S OKAY -
This is one of the most dangerous
statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's
Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before paying you back for whatever it is that you
have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word
"Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
- GO AHEAD.-
At some point in the near future, you are
going to be in some mighty big trouble.
- PLEASE DO -
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A
woman is giving you the chance to come up with
whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever
it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with
the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a
"That's Okay"
- THANKS -
A woman is thanking you. Do not ! faint. Just
say you're welcome.
- THANKS A LOT -
This is much different from "Thanks." A
woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really
ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended
her in some callous way, and will be followed by the
"Loud Sigh."
Be careful not to ask what is wrong after
the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
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