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WIFE: - "What if I died - would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: - "Definitely not!"
WIFE: - "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: -"Of course I do."
WIFE: - "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: - "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: - "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: - (makes audible groan).
WIFE: - "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: - "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: - "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: - "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: - "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: - "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: - "Shit."
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